snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

(via crystallized-teardrops)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via promise-your-love-to-me)

hzrry:

is it time for ed sheerans new album yet

(Source: paulniggins, via lohanthony)